funny sms

1.BUMPER OFFER… Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail Anuppinal Neengal Win Pannalam: 1st, $i.0 million car voda Photo 2nd, ’29′ inch colour TV’voda Carton Box 3rd, India Pogum Plane’kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu 4th, Mega Prize: BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.Unggal selavil/ Mundhungal!!!Hurry…Limted period offer innike matume!!!!

2.Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!! (Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga… Good MoRnInG…Have a nice day…

3.Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL.. 1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal… 2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar. 3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku. 4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..

4.Kadavul kitta dress keten…Thuni kadaiye koduthar…. Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar… Selavukku 5000 ketten… un cell number koduthar, epa varatum…

5.Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage… 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..

6.Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu… Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

7.Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam….Ana… Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

8.Hand wash’nna kai kazhuvaradhu, ‘Face wash’nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo ‘brain wash’ nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?

9.Life la onnume illa na bore addikum… Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum…

10. innum ealu7 Thalapuraikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum… fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!

11.Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

12.Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum… Anaa…Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)

13.One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film

14.Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama
Josiar: …………….?!???????

15.Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !!!!!!!!!!1

16.1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba

17.Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

18.Kalaiyum neeye…
Malaiyum Neeye…
Mathiyanamum Neeye..
Iravum Neeye….
Vidinchu Nayae..
Yendiri Payae…

19.Two Wheeler Thought
‘Hero honda’la hero pogalam
But
‘Yamaha’la yaman poga mudiuma?

20.Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.

21.“LOVE” pani
“NASAMA”
Porathai Vida.!
“SIGHT”
Adichu
“SANTHOSAMA”
Irunga.!
Its my big advice for you.!
ippadikku… Best friend

22.Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

23.Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It’s your message , after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum”…!